Jack was a U.S. Marine for like a year before suffering crippling injuries in a helicopter crash and then spent… READ MORE
Let’s wind the clocks back a year. It’s Christmas 2012. Despite the fact that, all things considered, I hate Christmas,… READ MORE
Allow me to set the scene. To even get inside my apartment building, you have to know the 4-digit door… READ MORE
My therapist says I need to express my rage more, rather than keeping it bottled up inside me. So this… READ MORE
When I was about seven I was running through the kitchen and slipped on the linoleum, flying headfirst towards the… READ MORE
Elysium sucked. Worse, it sucked as a follow-up to a far superior film, so in comparison, it sucks even more.… READ MORE
When I first saw the trailer for Pacific Rim, I only had one thought on my mind: What the… READ MORE
There isn’t enough whiskey in the world to wash the taste of The Lone Ranger (or, as it should be… READ MORE
Review of Part I here. So you know how sometimes you get really super constipated so you get some laxatives… READ MORE
Twilight, Breaking Dawn is a putrid festering piece of shit. You know those gas station bathrooms that are cleaned once a… READ MORE
“Your strength as a rationalist is your ability to be more confused by fiction than by reality. If you are equally good at explaining any outcome, you have zero knowledge.”
~Eliezer Yudkowsky
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