Elysium sucked. Worse, it sucked as a follow-up to a far superior film, so in comparison, it sucks even more.… READ MORE
When I first saw the trailer for Pacific Rim, I only had one thought on my mind: What the… READ MORE
There isn’t enough whiskey in the world to wash the taste of The Lone Ranger (or, as it should be… READ MORE
Review of Part I here. So you know how sometimes you get really super constipated so you get some laxatives… READ MORE
Twilight, Breaking Dawn is a putrid festering piece of shit. You know those gas station bathrooms that are cleaned once a… READ MORE
I was in a movie theatre awhile ago and saw a trailer for Warm Bodies. I was immediately sold. Setting:… READ MORE
Imagine you’ve just gotten engaged to the girl of your dreams. Literally. Your interests align, she’s funny, smart, eloquent, intelligent,… READ MORE
I went to see “Red Dawn” today, or, as I’d like to call it, Battlefront: Spokane. Because when you think… READ MORE
So, to appease my friends, I recently went out to see Snow White and the Huntsman. I know: big mistake.… READ MORE
“Your strength as a rationalist is your ability to be more confused by fiction than by reality. If you are equally good at explaining any outcome, you have zero knowledge.”
~Eliezer Yudkowsky
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